Pottymouth and Stoopid

My name's David, and my best friend is Michael.  Together, we're Pottymouth and Stoopid!  Except we're totally not.  Those are just the crummy, unfair nicknames that we got stuck with in preschool.

But now things are about the change.  I can't give away the whole story, but here's a hint: it involves a TV show, a funeral, an evil cheerleader, and a couple of delicious McFlurrys.  Trust me, you'll never guess how this one ends, or our names aren't....well, you know.